When you can’t find the answer to your homework on Google
shit now i have to use my text book…
(Source: bombshelljoyce, via orgasmic-humor)
May 22. 62350 Notes.
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
(Source: , via orgasmic-humor)
May 22. 85956 Notes.
When you hold someone’s pet for the first time:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: a-gif-for-you, via orgasmic-humor)
May 22. 80322 Notes.
Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Student: Obviously past.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: jasminebanate, via orgasmic-humor)
May 22. 33684 Notes.
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May 01. 15093 Notes.
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May 01. 2931 Notes.
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Apr 29. 17691 Notes.
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Apr 29. 8955 Notes.
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Apr 20. 24482 Notes.
